So, today I tried my Greek yogurt for the first time! The first bite triggered a dramatic reenactment of the Mask (Jim Carrey) death scene:
Because, you see, I have been a store-bought yogurt consumer all my life. I have NEVER HAD real yogurt straight from little delightful bacteria.
So it was quite…tart.
The second bite, I dressed up with some honey and a splash of vanilla extract and then added granola (you can yell at me later about the gluten content). Its still tart, but now in a delightfully honey sweet kind of way.
I felt more like this:
And my belly was like *yum*:
So, bottom line, I’m happy to report that my yogurt hasn’t killed me. Yet.