So, today I tried my Greek yogurt for the first time! The first bite triggered a dramatic reenactment of the Mask (Jim Carrey) death scene:

Because, you see, I have been a store-bought yogurt consumer all my life. I have NEVER HAD real yogurt straight from little delightful bacteria. 

So it was quite…tart. 

The second bite, I dressed up with some honey and a splash of vanilla extract and then added granola (you can yell at me later about the gluten content). Its still tart, but now in a delightfully honey sweet kind of way. 

I felt more like this: 

And my belly was like *yum*: 

Except less angry…

So, bottom line, I’m happy to report that my yogurt hasn’t killed me. Yet.